Due to illness, sheer laziness, and a hatred for shaving, I've managed to grow the beginnings of a dandy beard over the last seven days.
I'd love to keep on growing it, but the wife has told me before that she hates facial hair.
She also told me that I have a 70% better chance of getting lucky if I stay clean shaven.
Tomorrow the beard goes.
2 comments:
Smart man.
Although I have the opposite problem with my beloved husband. I want him to grow a goatee (which is a stupid word, but a good look for him) but he won't.
I wonder if the "70% better chance" rule would work for him?
Hey. It's always worth a try.
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